Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Balmer is fired, Mario Esposito takes his place. Yeah!!!
Finally, Microsoft stock (MSFT) got a chance to recover!
After a very lame Ad about 700$ junk HP 17'' Laptop for LA ( California, yo!) actress driving new WV Beetle and all mud-wash on Internet it generated, M$ directors had an urgent meeting today in a company headquarters, Redmond.
"Enough is ENOUGH" one of the high officials said: "Every time Steve open his mouth our stock price take a hit. We was all much better off when he was just throwing chairs."
This time he made our company a laughing stock. When people almost forgot our huge failure with Vista we confused them again and now they will blame our company for these cheap junk Laptops that we do not even make! We also made Apple brand stronger by showing Apple logo in Ad with a clear message "Apple is cool" and "You NEED Apple to be cool". We also paid for this commercial that do not even featured our products or logotype!
While it is clear for everybody now that QUALTY over QUANTITY is the key for recovery we try to push a cheap junk on consumer with "demo version" of our venerable OS : "Vista HOME". After all, this LA chick was driving WV not Ford :-) But , hell, she will not turn 1000$ down as well as what she got for this stupid Ad. And she is under NDA :-) - we show how we AFRAID her talk about obviously terrible experience with her new "great deal" of Laptop. We do hope she was not shoping for her car as a one that "green" and has "8 speakers" :-)
Everybody agreed, that M$ is better off with CEO that can truly drive INNOVATION that we all need so much TODAY and the one that can keep his trap shut. A quick search ( google, yo ) produced a result: the best M$ innovator is Mario Esposito. He not just innovate but got enough balls to push his ideas up, despite all the resistance of aging corporation.
Mario was voted 100% a new CEO of Microsoft starting today, April 1 and Balmer stepped down, without his golden parachute ( to avoid pissing off Obama and his administration that go ANAL on any corporate bonuses in current conditions and tax it 90% - waking up my dark memories of Communist Russia and iron feast )
Welcome a new CEO of Microsoft: Dr. Mario Esposito!
After a very lame Ad about 700$ junk HP 17'' Laptop for LA ( California, yo!) actress driving new WV Beetle and all mud-wash on Internet it generated, M$ directors had an urgent meeting today in a company headquarters, Redmond.
"Enough is ENOUGH" one of the high officials said: "Every time Steve open his mouth our stock price take a hit. We was all much better off when he was just throwing chairs."
This time he made our company a laughing stock. When people almost forgot our huge failure with Vista we confused them again and now they will blame our company for these cheap junk Laptops that we do not even make! We also made Apple brand stronger by showing Apple logo in Ad with a clear message "Apple is cool" and "You NEED Apple to be cool". We also paid for this commercial that do not even featured our products or logotype!
While it is clear for everybody now that QUALTY over QUANTITY is the key for recovery we try to push a cheap junk on consumer with "demo version" of our venerable OS : "Vista HOME". After all, this LA chick was driving WV not Ford :-) But , hell, she will not turn 1000$ down as well as what she got for this stupid Ad. And she is under NDA :-) - we show how we AFRAID her talk about obviously terrible experience with her new "great deal" of Laptop. We do hope she was not shoping for her car as a one that "green" and has "8 speakers" :-)
Everybody agreed, that M$ is better off with CEO that can truly drive INNOVATION that we all need so much TODAY and the one that can keep his trap shut. A quick search ( google, yo ) produced a result: the best M$ innovator is Mario Esposito. He not just innovate but got enough balls to push his ideas up, despite all the resistance of aging corporation.
Mario was voted 100% a new CEO of Microsoft starting today, April 1 and Balmer stepped down, without his golden parachute ( to avoid pissing off Obama and his administration that go ANAL on any corporate bonuses in current conditions and tax it 90% - waking up my dark memories of Communist Russia and iron feast )
Welcome a new CEO of Microsoft: Dr. Mario Esposito!
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